Oh hello there. This is the home of my horse journey and whatever else I feel like blessing you poor souls with. Have fun, be safe, talk to strangers (especially if they give you candy), and always carry a knife.

#fatkidbootcamp

#fatkidbootcamp

#fatkidbootcamp

#fatkidbootcamp

Slowly but surely I’m getting more productive today

Slowly but surely I’m getting more productive today

The dog in question is this beagle/bassett named Fred.

The dog in question is this beagle/bassett named Fred.

And another, just for good measure.  Quite surprisingly, he headbutted the foreign dog within a half hour.  It’s only taken him 12(?) years to come out of his shell.

And another, just for good measure. Quite surprisingly, he headbutted the foreign dog within a half hour. It’s only taken him 12(?) years to come out of his shell.

This is the tail of a cat that just found another dog in the house.

This is the tail of a cat that just found another dog in the house.

your-new-beloved:

sitting—trot:

talkdontchangeathing:

flying—changes:

just-give-me-the-reins:

Yeah sure I could sit under my horse. I could also snort a pound of cocaine, but I won’t do either because chances are I will die.

sometimes I have a feeling I could lie down under my horse or do crystal meth, but then I think mmmm better not

I could sit between my horses legs. I could also shoot up a shit ton of heroin, but I’m not gonna do either because that’s a piss poor idea.

He thought this was torture #fatkidbootcamp

He thought this was torture #fatkidbootcamp

I have no witty comment for this one

I have no witty comment for this one

Short kid central.

Short kid central.